Thankfully I was drunk, otherwise I wouldnt have had the balls to say this, but I did..."I dont need that crappy porn with you rubbing your pussy next to me"
My aunt asked me what I was waiting for and told me to pull out my cock and stroke it for her.
The porn on the TV was two chicks fucking with strapons and my aunt asked me if I liked it. I told her Id rather have a girl fucking me with a strapon. She just responded with an "oh really?" and got up and rushed into the other room while yelling out "you better not cum unless your auntie says so"